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Hello.
This is your conscious speaking.
Actually I lie, it's Chloe.
I am sitting at Jame's computer whilst he is pottering around his room. I might even suggest that he is 'frolicking' about his room. He's not, but I just wanted a sentence to justify my use of the word frolicking. Frolicking.
I've written around 5 sentences and I've run out of stuff to say....so....have a happy new year? No, seeing as I don't even know who you are. Go out and make a smore? You don't know what a smore is? Cool, then I shall explain to you in the best way that I can the difficult process of making a smore.
GET AN ARNOTT BISCUITT
PUT A MARSHMALLOW ON IT
PUT A PIECE OF COOKING CHOCOLATE ON IT
PUT A MARSHMALLOW ON TOP
PUT ANOTHER ARNOTT BISCUIT ON TOP
PUT IN MICROWAVE
PRESS STOP WHEN MARSHMALLOW LOOKS LIKE IT IS ABOUT TO BLOW UP
PUT IN MOUTH
CHEW
SWALLOW
REPEAT PROCESS

So now you know how to make a smore. Your life is complete...until you go to Bundeena. Where is Bundeena? YOU HAVE NOT LIVED! Catch a train to Cronulla station, then a ferry from the wharf. Yes. It's nice.
Almost as nice as my new pair of shoes...they were only $10 and I was going to buy them for full price last week...I had already spent all of my money on Oporto burgers, so Eleni kindly bought the shoes for me. You don't know who Eleni is? She's one of maaa biffls and is:
Short
Brunette
Kind of shy
Works at Maccas (but doesn't give me free stuff :( Speaking of Maccas, try their new McChicken bites- cheap and tasty. But don't eat them too fast cause they make you feel sick if you do)
If you are still reading this, and now know what smores are, where Bundeena is, and who Eleni is, then I suggest that you:
GET OF WESTY'S BLOG AND GO AND GET A LIFE!
I am so wise. And awesome. And generous and kind and wise and wise and wise.
The End.
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